run, you clever boy: funny story…i got this message on anonymous i was just like okay… so...

you-must-be-mister-boggins:

funny story…

i got this message on anonymous

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i was just like okay… so soon after i got these messages

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i thought it was time to mess with beth, soo i took my chances and posted A LOT of gay porn and such.. soon i got these

imageand this after MORE gay porn

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i couldn’t stop so came…

(Source: samitsokay)

h-u-m-o-u-r:

i can’t handle the second gif

(Source: itstaeken, via umexcuse-you)

wilwheaton:

kat-howard:

elysemarshall:

annajarzab:

I like this.

I like this, too.

Wonderful. I want to memorize this.

This is amazing.

wilwheaton:

kat-howard:

elysemarshall:

annajarzab:

I like this.

I like this, too.

Wonderful. I want to memorize this.

This is amazing.

(Source: finnualabutler)

totallyfubar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

rubygirl283:

star-e-skies:

lovinitmorethanmcdonalds:

there’s so much i don’t understand about this picture

I’ve decided to reblog this every time I see it until it makes sense.

He’s a bit young, but he may just look younger, but I believe he’s been at a wedding ceremony, contrary to most people probably thinking prom. He’s just a bridegroom, though, no wedding ring. The sewing machine would have been a wedding gift for the young newly weds, possibly helping them take the gifts to their car. The accident (UPS truck) probably happened while they were having the reception, and they stopped outside to survey the damage, a family friend snapping the photo and posting it to a social media site of their choosing. Someone of tumblr, the original poster, found it, and posted it to tumblr where we are viewing it now.
and yes I’m from the sherlock fandom.

If you’re from the Sherlock fandom, you should have known to do your research. Your fault is in the sewing machine and the time of day. Unless it was a very early wedding, chances are they would not be getting out before the sun went down, especially as it is either very early in the morning or late in the afternoon (check out the shadows and the color of the light on the sidewalk. It’s too red to be late morning or early afternoon.) Also, if it was after the wedding and he was helping them carry gifts, he would probably have taken off his tuxedo jacket. He’s young enough that it is most likely a rental. That is what I am able to gather at a first glance and keeping your very logical conclusions in mind.
I decided to go deeper. 
A reverse image search revealed a news article with a similar photo from a slightly different angle and without the sewing machine kid. After reading the article, it was revealed that the accident took place on a university campus. Princeton University to be exact, Whitman College to be even more exact. To be completely exact, outside Patton Hall. This is not a likely location for a wedding service or reception, so I feel we can let go of that assumption. 
I also confirmed that my original hypothesis was correct. The accident occurred at 5:56pm, and considering the cops have already arrived in the photo it is at least 6pm. Late afternoon indeed. 
Knowing that the event took place at Princeton University, I’d say this is most likely a Seinfield fan who felt the opportunity was too good to pass up. His reasoning for wearing a tux is unclear, but I can’t make bricks without clay and there is no clay there. It may have been an intentional part of the photo, it may be that he was on his way to a formal dinner. 
Why a Seinfeld fan? In the 150th episode of Seinfeld Kramer, The Pothole,  Newman drives by in his mail truck, catches a Singer brand sewing machine, and drags it along behind him. The sparks from the sewing machine ignite the paint thinner and he crashes and burns. 
Normally I would not jump to the conclusion that this young man is a Seinfeld fan and that that was what inspired him, I would simply assume he wanted to take a goofy picture. However there is only one model of sewing machine that looks like that and has a handle and that is a Singer. Here’s a photo:

Without being able to see the actual machine in the photo I can’t be certain, but they look very much like the same machine. Knowing that coincidences are rare, I therefore conclude that the brand name was intentional as a reference to the episode. 
Any questions? 
I’m not in the Sherlock fandom. I am Sherlock. 

I like when people choose to think about things.

totallyfubar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

rubygirl283:

star-e-skies:

lovinitmorethanmcdonalds:

there’s so much i don’t understand about this picture

I’ve decided to reblog this every time I see it until it makes sense.

He’s a bit young, but he may just look younger, but I believe he’s been at a wedding ceremony, contrary to most people probably thinking prom. He’s just a bridegroom, though, no wedding ring. The sewing machine would have been a wedding gift for the young newly weds, possibly helping them take the gifts to their car. The accident (UPS truck) probably happened while they were having the reception, and they stopped outside to survey the damage, a family friend snapping the photo and posting it to a social media site of their choosing. Someone of tumblr, the original poster, found it, and posted it to tumblr where we are viewing it now.

and yes I’m from the sherlock fandom.

If you’re from the Sherlock fandom, you should have known to do your research. Your fault is in the sewing machine and the time of day. Unless it was a very early wedding, chances are they would not be getting out before the sun went down, especially as it is either very early in the morning or late in the afternoon (check out the shadows and the color of the light on the sidewalk. It’s too red to be late morning or early afternoon.) Also, if it was after the wedding and he was helping them carry gifts, he would probably have taken off his tuxedo jacket. He’s young enough that it is most likely a rental. That is what I am able to gather at a first glance and keeping your very logical conclusions in mind.

I decided to go deeper. 

A reverse image search revealed a news article with a similar photo from a slightly different angle and without the sewing machine kid. After reading the article, it was revealed that the accident took place on a university campus. Princeton University to be exact, Whitman College to be even more exact. To be completely exact, outside Patton Hall. This is not a likely location for a wedding service or reception, so I feel we can let go of that assumption. 

I also confirmed that my original hypothesis was correct. The accident occurred at 5:56pm, and considering the cops have already arrived in the photo it is at least 6pm. Late afternoon indeed. 

Knowing that the event took place at Princeton University, I’d say this is most likely a Seinfield fan who felt the opportunity was too good to pass up. His reasoning for wearing a tux is unclear, but I can’t make bricks without clay and there is no clay there. It may have been an intentional part of the photo, it may be that he was on his way to a formal dinner. 

Why a Seinfeld fan? In the 150th episode of Seinfeld Kramer, The Pothole,  Newman drives by in his mail truck, catches a Singer brand sewing machine, and drags it along behind him. The sparks from the sewing machine ignite the paint thinner and he crashes and burns. 

Normally I would not jump to the conclusion that this young man is a Seinfeld fan and that that was what inspired him, I would simply assume he wanted to take a goofy picture. However there is only one model of sewing machine that looks like that and has a handle and that is a Singer. Here’s a photo:

Without being able to see the actual machine in the photo I can’t be certain, but they look very much like the same machine. Knowing that coincidences are rare, I therefore conclude that the brand name was intentional as a reference to the episode. 

Any questions? 

I’m not in the Sherlock fandom. I am Sherlock. 

I like when people choose to think about things.

(via umexcuse-you)

teap0ts:

is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am

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like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA

like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK

CHOP

KICK

(via benssmile)

rose-9-10:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

the-eleventh-blog:

british tv adverts:

  • meerkats complaining about car insurance websites
  • stephen hawking sending a man into a blackhole
  • puppies selling toilet paper
  • david tennant sitting on richard branson’s lap
  • moonwalking shetland ponies
  • ???
  • ??
  • ?

wait this isn’t normal?

In America we have puppies and stuffed bears with annoying voices selling toilet paper

(via benssmile)

setfiretothestreetz:

oncebarrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

(via benssmile)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via benssmile)

sararye:

whilelifepassesby:

MY DASHBOARD FROZE AND THERE WAS PORN AND MY FATHER CAME INTO MY ROOM AND I PANICKED AND COVERED THE SCREEN WITH MY ARMS AND HE ASKED ME “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND I TOLD HIM “IT’S A SECRET YOU’LL SEE IT’S FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY” AND HE NODDED AND LEFT MY ROOM AND I’M AFRAID HE’S GONNA COME BACK BECAUSE HE HAS REALIZED HIS BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER

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(via benssmile)

horrorstar:

cayminquinn:

harrypotterfacebookconvos:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

Reblogging for the caption.

(Source: depplyhallows, via benssmile)

(Source: dannyqhantom, via eeveeloser)

storiesbycandlelight:

thefirefliesdance:

Valjean’s Soliloquoy - Javert’s Suicide

I’VE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

OH MY GOD ONE OF THE REASONS I ABSOLUTELY ADORE BOTH THESE SCENES IS THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM

JEAN VALJEAN REACHES TOWARD GOD

BUT JAVERT GOES THE COMPLETELY OTHER DIRECTION

JUST

SO DONE 

(Source: mockingsarcasm, via consulting-stalker)

anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

(via reichenebach)